How do ghosts do their makeup before they go out trick or treating? They use vanishing cream.Why shouldn't an angry witch take her broom trick or treating? She might fly off the handle.When do zombies finish trick or treating? When they are dead tired.What is white, black and dead all over? A zombie trick or treating in a tuxedo.Why didn't the mom let the little witch go trick or treating with her friends? She was ex-spelled from school.
Trust us, the key to unlocking a wickedly-funny Halloween is at your fingertips. They are the perfect icebreaker to start off any Halloween bash, and can also come in handy during your party games. While some of these phrases may be a little bit cornier than others, you can count on them to at least bring a smile to the face of anyone within earshot. In our list of spooky quips, we’ve included Dad jokes, hilarious sayings to match your punny costumes, knock knock jokes, ghost jokes and, of course, a couple of phrases inspired by the best Halloween memes. How you go about inducing laughter this Halloween is up to you, but make sure you keep the jokes rolling all night long.
And while the tricks may not be as popular as the treats ( Halloween candy is obviously the most important part of All Hallows Eve), sharing some funny Halloween jokes, one liners, riddles and puns is the perfect way to kick off spooky season. A couple of hijinks to get you in the holiday spirit is always necessary for a fun Halloween.
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